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I Stole The Turtle And The Octave Rule

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I Stole The Turtle And The Octave RuleOnce upon a time, the Rolling Stones sang, I can't get no satisfaction. Were these lyrics meaningful? Perhaps, but bet your bottom dollar you can have satisfaction. Laugh and learn in equal measure as the author retraces his former steps by enumerating some of his dastardly deeds, then join him in pondering many enlightening self help tips. Are you sure what you're living for is worth dying for? Discover the lighthouse in a sea of din. About the

Once upon a time, the Rolling Stones sang, I can't get no satisfaction. Were these lyrics meaningful? Perhaps, but bet your bottom dollar you can have satisfaction.

Laugh and learn in equal measure as the author retraces his former steps by enumerating some of his dastardly deeds, then join him in pondering many enlightening self-help tips. Are you sure what you're living for is worth dying for? Discover the lighthouse in a sea of din.

About the Author

George Norton is the author of The Den of Iniquity, his first dramatic novel. After having observed the turmoil and brokenness in the populace, he was inspired to research the reasons for so much suffering. Norton lives in Wichita, Kansas, and he spends his spare time reading. He devotes himself to prison ministry and eradicating hunger.

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Kaelynne Brooke Motsinger
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great read
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My 9 year old loves this book.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2025
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Sandra K
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent book
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My grandson is seven and he does not like to read but with these books he is eager to read and find out what is happening in the next chapter. These books are more on the comic book format and they are really fun to read. I like them almost as much as my grandson.
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Dennis
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Happiness
Format: Paperback
My 10 year old grandson loves the books.
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Jane
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Awesome
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Awesome book for grade k-2
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Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2024
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Totoro ro ro
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
2nd grade son's favorite book of all time!
Format: Paperback
So this is not classic children's literature with beautifully written passages a la The Velveteen Rabbit. This IS, however, the only book my 7 year old son has read repeatedly (6 times?) and BEGGED me to buy so that we would have our own copy when it was time to return it to the library. Santa brought him 3 gifts this year- a Cozmo robot, a drone, and this book- they were all displayed together. Guess which one elicited the first scream? "Sparks!!! Santa brought me Sparks!!!" This comic book is not Shakespeare for children but the story is creative and FUNNY, the illustrations are great, and boy does it keep my kids' attention (my 4th grade daughter also loves it, though not to the obsessive extent of my boy). Get it- your child will love it. This is not a book for YOU to read aloud- this is for the child to read on his/her own. So when The Wind in the Willows has them yawning, hand them this instead.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2019

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