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THE LANDLORD THAT LIVES IN THE BASEMENTBeing a land lord can make anyone turn old and gray. Ive been a landlord for just a few years and I think Ive aged twenty five years or more. Ive got to be God, the Judge and the jury; Ive got to be the father, grandfather, the bishop the pastor and the priest. Ive got bottoms to wipe, teardrops to blot, fights to referee, the whole life of a landlord is a menagerie. When the lives of all my renters have been mended my days not through, its just
Being a land lord can make anyone turn old and gray. IÕve been a landlord for just a few years and I think IÕve aged twenty-five years or more. IÕve got to be God, the Judge and the jury; IÕve got to be the father, grandfather, the bishop the pastor and the priest. IÕve got bottoms to wipe, teardrops to blot, fights to referee, the whole life of a landlord is a menagerie.
When the lives of all my renters have been mended my days not through, itÕs just begun. Now I have the holes in the walls to repair, doors to fix, toilets, phones, and TVÕs too. Hold on thatÕs not it yet, I still have the lawns to mow, trees to prune, fences to repair and last but not least weeds to pull. Now after all this IÕm dam lucky if I can collect the rent.
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