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Panzerballett: X-mas Death Jazz - VINYL LPTitle: X mas Death Jazz Artist: Panzerballett Label: Gentle Art of Music Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 4046661533217 Genre: Rock, Heavy Metal Release Date: 2017 11 24 Number of Discs: 2 Double vinyl LP pressing. 2017 holiday release. How beautiful Christmas could be if it weren't for Christmas. What may seem like a utopian idea of cultural romanticism is actually the premise of Germany's major avantgarde outfit Panzerballett's X Mas Death Jazz. For too
Title: X-mas Death JazzArtist: Panzerballett
Label: Gentle Art of Music
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 4046661533217
Genre: Rock, Heavy Metal
Release Date: 2017-11-24
Number of Discs: 2
Double vinyl LP pressing. 2017 holiday release. How beautiful Christmas could be - if it weren't for Christmas. What may seem like a utopian idea of cultural romanticism is actually the premise of Germany's major avantgarde outfit Panzerballett's X-Mas Death Jazz. For too long the festivity has wasted away between well-meant "Merry Christmases" and gifts that would best be put away again right away. However, Panzerballett now offer a solution to that dilemma. Extremized Christmas songs - entirely without the dirty snow, crowded city centers and disgusting spiced wine. On X-Mas Death Jazz, Panzerballett utilize universally known Christmas songs from all over the world such as 'White Christmas', German classic 'Leise rieselt der Schnee' as well as 'Last Christmas'. However, the jazz-metal impresarios show no mercy so that, except for the basic tone progression, no stone is left unturned - none whatsoever. Once again Panzerballett utilize their self-perfected concept of "Verkrassung" ("extremization") and thus create jazz-metal monsters that fuse technical force with the warmth of ease. The virtuoso skills of Jan Zehrfeld (guitar), Joe Doblhofer (guitar), Alxander von Hagke (saxophone), Heiko Jung (bass) and Sebastian Lanser (drums) add to a record that does not only have something to say but is also an enormous amount of fun. X-Mas Death Jazz can be summed up in few words: Hooray, de-Christmastized Christmas!
Tracks:
1.1 White Christmas (Voc)
1.2 Kling, Glöckchen
1.3 Little Drummer Boy
1.4 Es Kommt Bald (Voc)
1.5 Last Christmas
1.6 Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer Voc)
1.7 For Whom the Jingle Bells Toll
1.8 Let It Snow (Voc)
1.9 White Christmas (Inst)
1.10 Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Inst)
1.11 Es Kommt Bald (Inst)
1.12 Let It Snow (Inst)
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Does the job
Tastes like boiled oysters, so it has that nailed down.
I use it in my shrimp ramen noodles sometimes, sometimes I use it to flavor garnish dishes.
Best price I could find, but apparently it is a specialty product.
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Unparalleled source of heme iron.
This stuff is medicine if your are anemic or have low serum iron. Elemental iron from veggies or pills must be prepared by your body to carry oxygen in hemoglobin. Not so with iron from animals and oysters are unparalleled in iron content. Even if you don't find them delicious you will find them efficacious.
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★★★★★ 1
Do not recommend
Edible, though barely. Definitely the worst tasting oysters I've tried of all the brands. Hopefully I don't get food poisoning as has been reported by other reviewers.
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Great product at a better price than other brands
No garbage ingredients. Just high quality product at a better price than all other brands.
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★★★★★ 5
High quality product.
Warmth? I’m not sure what that means. I make a simple dish out of these, some milk, butter and salt and pepper—then I “warm” it up. They’re a little pricey but the quality and taste/flavor is great. I would definitely buy them again.
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