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Description
Pdx Elite Milk Me Silly - LightTwerks, shakes, and gyrates like crazy! Milking does a hard cock good! We hope you're ready, because you're about to enjoy the most intense and realistic milking experience in the world with the Milk Me Silly! This giant bubble butt masturbator is ready to milk your cock dry with two mega powerful gyrating motors that vibrate and massage at the same time. You can choose from 5 different rotation functions and 5 different vibration functions or an
Twerks, shakes, and gyrates like crazy! Milking does a hard cock good!We hope you're ready, because you're about to enjoy the most intense and realistic milking experience in the world with the Milk Me Silly! This giant bubble butt masturbator is ready to milk your cock dry with two mega powerful gyrating motors that vibrate and massage at the same time. You can choose from 5 different rotation functions and 5 different vibration functions or an endless combination of milking fun. There's nothing like fucking a big juicy bubble butt, and with over 20 lbs of Pipedream's signature Fanta Flesh, the Milk Me Silly definitely takes it to the next level!
Dual Gyrating Motors
Each cheek features a mega powerful gyrating motor so that your cock gets massaged from both sides at the same time! Powered by a 24V adapter, each motor provides unparalleled massaging power that will milk your cock dry!
Ultimate Milking Experience
With a gyrating motor on both sides of your cock, and a vibrating bullet below your cock, the Milk Me Silly has every angle covered to make sure your milking experience is top notch!
Powerful Vibrating Bullet
Strategically placed to maximize the stimulation to your cock, this super powerful vibrating bullet adds another element of pleasure to your milking experience.
Vibration & Rotation Modes
Get ready for an endless combination of milking fun! The gyrating motors offer 5 rotation modes and 5 rotation speeds. The powerful bullet also offers 5 vibration modes and 5 vibration speeds.
3 Travel Plugs Included
The Milk Me Silly comes with 3 international travel plugs to use with its 24V adapter so you never have to miss a beat! Enjoy powerful vibrations and intense milking action wherever you go!
Height: 7.1" (18cm)
Tunnel Length (Vagina): 5.2" (13.3cm)
Tunnel Length Ass): 5.2" (13.3cm)
Tunnel Diameter:Stretches to over 3" (7.6cm)
Additional Product Features:
- 90 Day Limited Warranty
- Quick Start Guide
Quick Start Guide:
TURN ON/OFF - Press the power button to turn your unit on. When turned on, the LED lights will illuminate indicating what functions may be selected. The other buttons will not function until the unit has been turned on. Press the button again to turn your unit off. Your Milk Me Silly is also designed with an internal timer set to power the unit OFF after 30 minutes of continuous use.
VIBRATION MODES - Press the (V) button to turn ON the vibrating function. Press (V) to cycle through 5 vibration modes. Press the (+) button to increase vibration power. Press the (-) button to decrease vibration power. Press and hold the (V) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF vibrating function.
ROTATION MODES - Press the (R) button to turn ON the rotating function. Press (R) to cycle through 5 rotation modes. Press the (+) button to increase rotation speed. Press the (-) button to decrease rotation speed. Press and hold the (R) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF rotating function.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS - For cleaning, first unplug the unit, and then flush water in and out through the vagina and ass holes. The two holes connect, so flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening, and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water. Store in a cool, dry place. Do not use oil-based lubricants with this unit, as they may cause deterioration of your TPE toy. Store separately from other toys.
CAUTION
Do not use this unit near any water source.
Always unplug the unit when not in use.
Always unplug the unit when cleaning/rinsing.
Extended use times can cause the unit to warm this is normal
If the unit begins to get hot, switch to a lower speed or stop use for a period of time to allow it to cool down. Allowing the unit to run too hot for an extended period of time will cause permanent damage to the product.
Your Milk Me Silly product has been designed with a safety-stop feature to protect the rotating gears. If too much weight is applied to the internal gears for too long they will slow to a crawl and the unit will stop. Be careful not to put too much weight on the top of the product while the gyrating is active. Doing so can permanently damage the product.
NOTE: Both holes connect to the same internal canal for super easy cleaning. The walls of the tunnel are intended to be tight and stretchy and aren't very wide when you first start out. With a few uses, the elasticity will increase and should be able to accomodate most sizes.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My favorite!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Favorite protein snack.
Style: Beef Jerky, Flavor Name: Sweet & Hot, Size: 1.25 Ounce (Pack of 10)
Great protein snack. Love this flavor
Love that each pack is 100 calories
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Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best jerky
Style: Beef Jerky, Flavor Name: Sweet & Hot, Size: 1.25 Ounce (Pack of 10)
Very good flavor, texture and quality product high in protein, great flavor
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Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Love it!
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I bought this for light snacks while fishing. Now I also buy for my grandson who eats and his school with his cold lunch and in between Ball Games.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026